Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-8264 (?)
- SCP-8264 is a seemingly ordinary New Jersey Transit passenger train, numbered "3399," which appears randomly at various stations along NJT lines in the New York metropolitan area. If a person boards this train, mistaking it for a regular service, they are transported to a dimly lit, outdoor train station in a black void. At this mysterious station, a faceless conductor, SCP-8264-A, demands a "Fare" in physical American currency to return. Those who pay the fare return to their original station with vague memories of the experience and the conductor, but those who cannot pay are prevented from returning, effectively disappearing from existence and having all memories of them wiped from those who knew them, though physical evidence of their life remains. The train's engine was initially removed for containment, but due to public transit disruptions, it was returned to service under strict monitoring to prevent civilians from boarding.
- Hans Island (?)
- Hans Island is a small, barren, uninhabited island located in the Kennedy Channel of the Nares Strait, situated between Canada's Nunavut territory and Denmark's autonomous territory of Greenland. For decades, the island was the subject of a peaceful territorial dispute, often referred to as the "Whisky War," between Canada and Denmark, where both countries would periodically visit the island to plant their flag and leave a bottle of their national alcoholic beverage. This long-standing disagreement was finally resolved on June 14, 2022, when both nations agreed to divide the island roughly in half along a natural fault line, establishing the world's northernmost international land border and providing Canada and the Danish Realm with an additional land neighbor.